May 2012
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
shorturl:
wtf is a snapback
sounds painful
mesopotamish:
someone wrote in my yearbook Y.O.G.O which i assume means You Only Graduate Once but i hope thats not the case because i’m planning to go to college
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
Anonymous asked: tells us about your collection of butt plugs
johndaveprincess:
one time i walked into my kitchen
and there was a cardboard cut out of snoop dogg just standing there
I wish I was that lucky
“All I want is what everybody wants: preferential treatment.”
– Homer Simpson (via musiccolliding)
killself:
at least i’m not 13
fairygodblogger:
will they let me blog in jail
shesgotwhatittakes:
I’m like King Midas except I ruin everything I touch.
clavid:
you can’t buy a boyfriend but you can buy a cage
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
beyoncebeytwice:
onepac tupac redpac bluepac
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac, Dharma Burns (via girlwithoutwings)
“Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that’s how we’ve got to...”
– Haruki Murakami (via stephporterr)
“Life is so very difficult. How can we be anything but kind.”
– Buddha (via nirvikalpa)