March 2012
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to a show but he doesn’t know who the opening band is but he wants to fit in so he’s sort of mumbling along and bobbing his head but then a quiet part comes and he doesn’t expect it and he keeps making weird noises that sort of fit with the song but sound odd without the music and everyone looks at him and laughs
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
February 2012
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“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner (via rulesformyunbornson)
iampitchforkmedia:
What Rick Santorum wakes up...
filthiest:
no one can resist black men
tumbluser:
thelocalpaedo:
jesusjack:
what would jesus do
become a gamer girl
yes i’m the son of god
yes i play games :)
don’t hit on me silly hebrews xD
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chitzybitch:
i just ate a whole bag of plot twists
they tasted so
mysterious
irenigg:
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
Watchcammcamm:
haha omfg
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